FairyTail41701

Short Dahvie X Jayy Valentine story thing :p It was February 14, valentines day, and Dahvie and Jayy were sitting together at lunch. "Happy Valentines, Dahvie" Jayy said, handing Dahvie a Blink 182 cd and some chocolates. "Thanks Jayy! Your so freakin awesome!" Jayy smiled. "Your welcome." "I got you something too" Dahvie said, reaching into his backpack. "Here" Dahvie gave Jayy a Nine Inch Nails cd and some flowers. "Thanks Dahvie" Jayy said, sounding upset. "What's wrong Jayy? I thought you loved Nine Inch Nails!" "I do, I do, it's just…" He sighed. "What?" "Well, the guy I like…he's straight, and he would be totally creeped ou

Dahvie: 1. Steal his Monster, drug it, and give it back 2. Tell him his voice is too whiny and nasally 3. Tell him Garrett is waaaay better than him 4. Tell him his hair is girly 5. Use a spray bottle to constantly wet his hair 6. Call him gay 209328529875 times a day 7. Spread the rumor that he and Jayy are together 8. Smudge his make up 9. When he passes out from the drugged up Monster, rape him! ("Drugged up like party monsters, sexed up so grab the condoms" ;D) 10. Draw on his face with permanent marker when he takes his pre-show nap. Hiding all mirrors is optional 11. Steal his laptop and post unreleased songs 12. Tell every